I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia.
WHENEVER I GET IN A FIGHT WITH PEOPLE ONLINE
man you can tell everyone who posts those zodiac posts have someone they hate b/c it’ll be like
aries: strong :)
taurus: great :)
gemini: fake bitch
cancer: emotional :)
leo: determined :)
virgo: sneaky asshole
libra: smart :)
scorpio: vengeful shitlord
sagittarius: alright :)
capricorn: hardworker :)
aquarius: wackiest fakest bitch
pisces: good :)
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are